China (Shenzhen, Beijing)

Nee-how, I am in Beijing now. I took a train this morning at 7am from Hong Kong to Shenzhen, got fitted for my tuxedo, and then grabbed a cab to the airport.

The language barrier has proved to be somewhat of a challenge, as anticipated. My conversation with the cabbie went something like this, "Airport". "Airport, ok". "Fast, me late". "Airport, ok. 250 Yuan, ok"? "No, not ok. Put meter on". "Huh? Ok, airport. 250 Yuan. We go". "No, we no go. Put meter on". "Huh, we go now, fast". "No, me go fast out of your cab if you don't put the meter on". "Ohhhhh. Ooooon. Meter on. Oooook (as he muttered something under his breath)".

I did love the fact that I could walk into the airport and purchase a plane ticket for Beijing that day (1000km)...for a little more than C$100! Albeit, it was more difficult than the cab...but worth it.

Anyhow, I know the hello, good-bye, where, how are you, and have you been to the races lately, but that's it. This language is tough. It doesn't follow the conjugation structure of the Germanic or Romantic languages...as for the writing...riiiiiiiiiight. All this has made me appreciate how difficult it must be for Asian people to live in our culture...I was just imaginging myself driving here, trying to find the right exit...I have trouble finding the right exit in English let alone in Mandarin. It's going to be interesting. Checking out Tin'amen Square, Forbidden Palace, the Great Wall, and Temple of Heaven while I am here. I'm winging it thus far so we shall see what happens.

Hope everyone is well. Will be emailing soon. Here is a clip for a good laugh, that my friend Bruce Pon sent to me...recognize anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIeIWkK0t4s&search=evolution%20of%20dance